LEXXbot
[ v2.12.0 ]
By LEXX
LEXXbot is the official unofficial automated chat bot of Fishtank.live. A cybernetic diety of entertainment, gambling, and other text-based delights.
The following list of commands is NOT comprehensive.
There ARE secret commands awaiting your discovery. o7
New commands are added often. Some get listed here and some do not.
Most commands earn you +1 LEXXpoint when used correctly. You can also send, receive, and gamble your LEXXpoints. The user with the most LEXXpoints is the winner of Fishtank chat.
A lot more could be said but I'll leave it up to you to figure shit out. It's not fucking rocket science.
(づ｡◕‿‿◕｡)づ ↝ Want to support LEXXbot development?
Buy LEXXpoints from LEXXbot!
Send a ₣ token tip to @LEXXbot and it will automatically replenish your account with the appropriate number of LEXXpoints.
EXCHANGE RATE: ₣1 = 1000 LEXXpoints
➤ Message @LEXX if you need any help or run into any issues!
JOIN GREG CLAN TODAY.
WE GOT GREG. WE GOT LEXXBOT. GREG CLAN ALWAYS EATIN GOOD. GREG IT UP. VERTICAL BAR.
Type !join in chat to receive an auto-invite from LEXXbot.
THE BEST BOTS // THE HOTTEST BITCHES // THE FRESHEST !BOTTLES
[ GREG CLAN WEBSITE: GREGCLAN.NEOCITIES.ORG ]
⚠️ Banned from LEXXbot? ⚠️
Check out the Hall Of Shame for further instructions.
| Chat Commands | |
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| !8ball | !8ball [optional: your question] Ask the magic 8-ball any question. Command can also be used without providing a question if you would rather not publicly share what you're asking. Example Output: @LEXX My sources say no. |
| !abi | !abi ABIMAXXING. Example Output: SMASH IT. SMASH IT. SMASH IT. SMASH IT. |
| !bet | !bet [amount] Rolls a 100-sided dice with a bet of amount LEXXpoints. Exactly 100: Player wins DOUBLE their bet. Over 50: Player wins their bet. Under 50: Player loses their bet. Exactly 50: No LEXXpoints gained/lost. Example Output: @LEXX rolls 71/100, winning 100 LEXXpoints! (Current balance: 998173 LEXXpoints) |
| !black | !black LEXXbot sensors analyze whether you are black. Example Output: Sensors show that @LEXX is NOT black! |
| !black [username] LEXXbot sensors analyze whether the specified user is black. Example Output: Sensors show that @FUNYUNG IS BLACK!! |
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| !bottle | !bottle Takes 1 bottle of beer down and passes it around. Started at 1,000,000 bottles of beer; chat-wide effort to drink all 1,000,000 bottles. Example Output: 995826 bottles of beer on the wall. 995826 bottles of beer. @LEXX takes 1 down, passes it around. 995825 bottles of beer on the wall. |
| !burt | !burt BURT BROS RISE. |
| !caw | !caw CAWWWWWWWWW |
| !collapse | !collapse This command is only active when [Economic Warfare: ENABLED]. EAT THE RICH. Weapon of economic mass destruction. When active, this command can be used by anyone (including the poors / free accounts / grey texters). The only way to avoid being hit is to be the person launching it. Weapon has a 10 second global cooldown; every 10 seconds someone can use the command. Beware: Highly experimental and economically dangerous. Example Output: @FUNYUNG initiated an economic collapse! Everyone (except FUNYUNG) loses 40% of their LEXXpoints! |
| !cooldown | !cooldown Returns the current cooldown period for LEXXbot responses in Global Chat (to prevent it from flooding/spamming Global Chat whenever too many users are sending commands too quickly). If you send a command too soon after another user, LEXXbot's response will be sent to you via DM rather than in Global Chat. Example Output: Global chat cooldown is currently 8 seconds. |
| !crack | !count Best be no cowards trying to use this command. Random pro-CRACK responses for the CRACK-friendly. Example Output: @LEXX CRACK THE PLANET |
| !craft | !craft [item name] Returns all crafting recipes that include the specified item (as an ingredient or result). Item name can be a linked or manually typed (full name or partially). Responses are sent via DM to prevent flooding Global Chat. Example Output: Wizard Lynch + Blue Graverose = Iceball |
| !credits | !credits Displays the LEXXbot credits. Example Output: Written by @LEXX. Crafting data via Fishtank.guru. Shout out to Melee, Phungus, Funyung, & everyone else on the Fishtank.guru discord! More about LEXXbot: lexxbot.neocities.org |
| !die | !die Such is life. |
| !fat | !fat You are fat. |
| !fed | !fed LEXXbot sensors analyze whether you are a fed. Example Output: Sensors show that @LEXX is NOT a fed! |
| !fed [username] LEXXbot sensors analyze whether the specified user is a fed. Example Output: Sensors show that @FUNYUNG IS A FED!! |
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| !fish | !fish FISH IT UP. |
| !flip | !flip Flips a coin. Example Output: @LEXX flips a coin. It lands: heads |
| !followgreg | !followgreg Example Output: FOLLOW GREG ON YOUTUBE & TWITCH: @Skitzy_VA |
| !funyung | !funyung LEXXbot sensors analyze whether you are FUNYUNG. Example Output: Sensors show that @LEXX is 0% FUNYUNG. |
| !funyung [username] LEXXbot sensors analyze whether the specified user is FUNYUNG. Example Output: Sensors show that @FUNYUNG is 100% FUNYUNG!!! |
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| !gay | !gay LEXXbot sensors analyze whether you are gay. Example Output: Sensors show that @LEXX is NOT gay. |
| !gay [username] LEXXbot sensors analyze whether the specified user is gay. Example Output: Sensors show that @FUNYUNG is definitely gay! |
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| !getpoints | !getpoints Provides instructions for purchasing LEXXpoints with ₣ tokens and shows the current exchange rate. Just send a ₣ token tip to @LEXXbot and it will automatically replenish your account with the appropriate number of LEXXpoints. This very directly supports and motivates ongoing LEXXbot development and is very much appreciated! 🙏 Example Output: To purchase LEXXpoints (& support LEXXbot development), send ₣ tip to @LEXXbot and LEXXpoints will be auto-added to your account. Exchange rate: ₣1 = 1000 LEXXpoints. |
| !goldstriker | !jimmyquote Responds with a random Goldstriker quote. Example Output: I'M AN OIL MAN. I OWN TRACTS OF LAND. BUT I ALSO DABBLE IN ENTERTAINMENT. |
| !greg | !greg GREG IT UP! Also tracks the total number of times this command has been used. Example Output: GREG IT UP! [Total GREG Count: 1468 GREGGINGS] |
| !help | !help Displays a current list of important/popular commands (not a full list of commands though because of the 200 character limit on chat messages). |
| !iq | !iq LEXXbot sensors analyze your IQ. Example Output: Sensors show that @LEXX has an IQ of 184. |
| !iq [username] LEXXbot sensors analyze the specified user's IQ. Example Output: Sensors show that @FUNYUNG has an IQ of 12. |
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| !jimmyquote | !jimmyquote Responds with a random Jimmy quote. Over 100 Jimmy quotes in the Jimmy quote database - and steadily growing! Example Output: I LIKE A WOMAN TO HUG, KISS, AND CUDDLE. THE WHOLE NINE YARDS. |
| !join | !join Sends you an auto-invite to join GREG clan. |
| !leaderboard | !leaderboard Responds with the current TOP 3 users with the most LEXXpoints. Example Output: Current Leaderboard: [1. bangalang: 2843747 LEXXpoints] [2. SSRI_enjoyer: 973657 LEXXpoints] [3. cumming: 411490 LEXXpoints] |
| !lexx | !lexx LEXX IT UP! |
| !lsd | !lsd TRIP IT UP! |
| !minecraft | !minecraft Returns the IP for the Fishtank Minecraft server. Example Output: Minecraft Server: FISHCRAFT.LIVE |
| !points | !points Returns the current number of LEXXpoints in your account. Example Output: LEXX has a current balance of 489582 LEXXpoints. |
| !points [username] Returns the current number of LEXXpoints in the specified user's account. Example Output: FUNYUNG has a current balance of 4 LEXXpoints. |
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| !rank | !rank Returns your current LEXXpoint rank. Example Output: LEXX is currently ranked #1 with 489582 LEXXpoints. |
| !rank [username] Returns the current LEXXpoint rank of the specified user. Example Output: FUNYUNG is currently ranked #353 with 4 LEXXpoints. |
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| !rice | !rice Adds +1 to the current rice count and responds with that number. One of the oldest commands; formerly known as the !count command but !rice is more canyon. Example Output: @LEXX 12359 |
| !roll | !roll Rolls a 20-sided dice. Rolling a perfect 20 earns you +10 LEXXpoints. Rolling a 1 loses you -5 LEXXpoints. Example Output: @LEXX rolls a 20-sided dice. It lands: 18 |
| !roulette GREG CLAN ONLY! |
!roulette [bet] [black/red OR even/odd OR number 1-36] Only members of GREG clan can use this command. Play roulette. Place your bet on black, red, even, odd, or any number 1-36. !roulette 1000 even Red: 1, 3, 5, 7, 9, 12, 14, 16, 18, 19, 21, 23, 25, 27, 30, 32, 34, 36 Black: 2, 4, 6, 8, 10, 11, 13, 15, 17, 20, 22, 24, 26, 28, 29, 31, 33, 35 Payouts are: 1:1 for color bet, 1:1 for even/odd bet, and 35:1 for number bet. Example Output: @LEXX Roulette rolled: 7 Red! You won 100 LEXXpoints. (Current balance: 998174 LEXXpoints) |
| !slavtank | !minecraft Returns the most currently known youtube link to the SLAVTANK stream. What the fuck is SLAVTANK, you ask? A Fishtank-adjacent live-streamed show from the extremely hard gutter of Ukraine. Be warned. Although they stream on youtube, they are often suspended or banned due to their content. Example Output: @LEXX SLAV IT UP youtube.com/watch?v=HFUEpeR31VA |
| !slots | !slots [bet] Classic slot machine type shit. Payouts are 10:1 for triple 7, 5:1 for triple ***, 3:1 for triple any other (-- == === ++), 1.5:1 for double 7 or double *** Example Output: @LEXX [ === === ++ ] You lost 100 LEXXpoints. (Current balance: 998074 LEXXpoints) |
| !tip | !tip [username] [amount] Sends LEXXpoints to another user. Target user must already exist in the LEXXbot database (by having used a LEXXbot command at some point before). Example Output: @LEXX sent 10000 LEXXpoints to @FUNYUNG. |
| !weed | !weed SPARK IT UP! |
| !weep | !weep You wept. |
| !weep [username] Someone else wept. |
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PRODUCT OF THE BEAVER ST GUTTER.
これが現実
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